Superb Definition

Superb definition

CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

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DOCTOR:

A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills.:):):)

MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's

CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

SMILE:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

BOSS:

Someone who is early when you are late

and late when you are early

EXPERIENCE:

The name men give to their mistakes

DIPLOMAT:

A person who tells you to go to hell

in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

YAWN:

The only opportunity some married men

ever get to open their mouths

OPTIMIST:

A person who, while falling from the

EIFFEL TOWER,says midway:

"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end

POLITICIAN:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward

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